1) This is a common screen on your phone:

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2) This is your God. Watch him and gain comfort that your life isn’t as bad as you think:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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3) This is your new bank:

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4) This will be your sole source of creativity – absorb it and learn all it has to offer:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Image – Slide Wardrobes Direct

5) Your days will either be spent speaking to recruiters with a fake cheery disposition or contemplating a drastic lifestyle change:

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6) You promise yourself you will wake up at 7.30am to get ahead with applications – instead you are seduced by this saucy minx:

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7) The pain when an employer outlines a salary that not even a peasant could live on:

 

 

 

 

 

Image – Cover Junction

8) When you make a spelling mistake in a Covering Letter and realise after its been sent:

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Image – Cover Junction 

9) Your reaction when friends think you shouldn’t attend after work drinks because you don’t have a job:

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Image – The Core Reader

10) Your biggest obstacle in getting a job will not be your degree, your work experience or that D grade in GCSE Spanish but this:

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Hang in there, you’ll land something soon. If not, the tribe is always on the look out for new members.

One Thought on “10 TRUTHS YOU ONLY KNOW WHEN YOU ARE JOB HUNTING:

  1. this is the truth lol

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